Dear Miss Adventure,

I am a veteran of many mainstream beauty contests, but I also have a kinky side and am wondering if there are any alternative pageants out there? - Tiara Rash in Roslindale   

Dear TRR,

Start greasing those teeth and duct taping your boobs because the upcoming Boston Fetish Beauty Pageant Contest is looking for gals like yourself to compete.  Move over Bob Barker, because DJ Paulie, high energy promoter of Wicked, Boston's newest rock fetish night, is planning an event that will knock Atlantic City off the map. "Calling all models, burlesque performers, adult actresses, circus talent, party monsters and deviant dominas, get ready to strut your stuff, dress to impress and Wow! us with your unique talent. Like no other pageant before, this will be a memorable night."   A real contest with real kick-ass awards starting with $500 cash money and a party vacation to La Domaine, the country's oldest BDSM chateau in scenic upstate New York.  Criterion includes the usual talent, outfit and hair/makeup.  This is your opportunity to take part in an evening of pulchritude, prizes and partying!!  The contest is July 10th, 18+ only.  For more information, contact mygoddessarsine@yahoo.com or check out www.myspace.com/fetishrockdj.