Phoenix-Adult Columnists / Beauty Contest Judges: Tawdry Hepburn, Scarlet Apron, & Ariola Luscious

Scene Beat by Scarlet Apron

And the winner is....  What?! You weren't in attendance for the first annual New England Fetish Beauty Pageant at Wicked, the infamous monthly rock fetish night at Castillo's in Everett on July 10th?!  For shame!  Luckily, Miss Adventure took notes (and drank cocktails) and took notes (and drank cocktails) just to keep you on the same perverted page.  The trio of judges (who took their task very very seriously) were picked from the staff of the Boston Phoenix Adult section: moi, Miss Adventure; luscious editrix Michelle and mommy on the go-go and porn reviewer, Tawdry Hepburn. Twelve contestants rounded out the competition: from dedicated rubberists, bonzo biker babes to moonlighting strippers: the girls were psyched to strut their stuff and the audience couldn't wait, those who weren't otherwise cage dancing or causing kinky mayhem.  Hi-amperage, go-to leather man, DJ Paulie was on the sound system like 3mm black latex on a rubber doll.  If you like ice cream metaphors, Paulie's play list for the night was a real rock(y) road: chunks of Red Hot Chili Peppers, nuggets of AC/DC, swirls of the Ramones, bits of Motley Crew. Mixed in and mashed up, the pounding classic rock anthems served up awesome against the parade of alterna divas on display.  On hand to pass the "fetish mantle' to a new generation was reigning legendary Goddess Arsine, who wore it well with a divine and dignified white latex top coat and Maria Antoinette ‘do: picture perfect for the ceremony.   If you think she's hot from a far, up-close, she's darn near perfect.  Commanding MC hostess with the mostess was the striking Lady Venom.  Looking at her makes me wish I could die and come back as four strategically-placed pieces of black duct tape.  Once the crowd was sufficiently heated up, the contest began in earnest, with a brisk rotation of contestants giving it their all, from hair and makeup, two fetish outfits and a few spirited splits and mock domination thrown in for good measure.  In the end, while they were all winners (really), it was Lydia (last name withheld) a 20-year-old Boston gal with beguiling blue eyes and some frisky posturing in a classic black cat suit that scored big with the judges.  A professional model (31-25-31) with impressive photographer credentials, Lydia does her own hair and make-up and describes herself on myspace as "kind of a cuddlebug."  She made for a shiny example of fetish beauty and talent at its best and was rewarded with $500 cash and a trip to La Domaine, a BDSM chateau in upstate New York. Even the club's gigantic, animatronic gargoyle, Thor, agreed with the decision and flapped his wings with praise.  The stage wasn't the only place hot action was happening.... which judge was seen making out with the third place contestant?  We'll never tell....

Check out the next event at Boston's only rock fetish night, Wicked: The Slave & Dom Auction, Friday, August 7th.  Buy a drink, get fake money, bid on someone. What could be better?  Go to myspace.com/fetishrockdj for more information.