Dear Miss Adventure,

I'm an ecstatically married 20-something bi girl (and your loyal reader) who's having a hard time finding girls for my husband and myself to share.  Could you give me some pointers on safe ways to meet such lovely ladies in Rhode Island?  I'm a bit shy (outside the bedroom) and my profession (elementary schoolteacher) doesn't really facilitate kinky conversations.  Thank you so much and have a wicked weekend! - Seeking Her for Her and Him

Dear SHHH

Short of printing up a t-shirt that reads "Wanna Do My Husband and Me?" or leaving some well-placed copies of the bi-centric magazine "Anything That Moves" in the staff room, Miss A finds that the best approach is the direct approach.  Luckily, you live in what Bette Midler once called "The tackiest little state in the country," or something like that.  And while RI is the smallest state, it has the biggest libido per capita.  One stroll down Narragansett Beach in summertime will tell you that Rhode Islanders don't hold it in, nor are they shy.  This is a plus for you, two.  To harness all these would-be sexy third wheels, a well-written online adult personal seeking like-minded folks in your area is a great idea for hooking up, try this paper's Erosphere for best results.  Also, there is nothing like getting out and meeting people face to face.  Clubs like Hell and Hathor's Garden in Providence cater to fetishists and the erotically adventurous.  Go, be yourself and good luck!