Dear Miss Adventure,

I’d like to meet a mistress, but I’m not certain how to correctly approach one.  I know there are ways to do it and ways NOT to do it, but I always get so nervous I just fall apart.  Can you recommend some suggestions before I make a jerk of myself (again!)?

 

More Than Just Tongue Tied in Taunton

 

 

 

Dear MTJTT,

As the former singer of the Sex Pistols once snarled, as we were being introduced backstage, “Pleased to meet me.”  So, you can just bet Mr. Johnny Rotten doesn’t get invited back as a slave much, but you can have a markedly more productive attitude when meeting and sustaining a relationship with a mistress with a little advice.  For etiquette enlightenment, we turn to the incomparable Mistress Didi, non-pareil mover, shaker and fetish educator of the New York kink scene. Mistress Didi, in her infinite protocol wisdom, has created a one-of-a-kind ebook on just this topic. “How to Properly Present Yourself to a Mistress,” is available to eager-to-learn-newbies as well as veteran slaves equally, in free excerpt form or in its entirety, for a very modest charitable donation.   “My goal,” says Mistress Didi, “is to improve the state of The Fetish Scene to the best of My ability so that We can all have better fetish.  I was very fortunate to have lived The Lifestyle when the public Scene represented talent, skill, respect, sophistication, and class – qualities that seem to be sorely lacking on the whole these days.  Too many people are “mis-educated” by the money-grubbing media to believe that The Scene is negative and operates on the most banal levels, whereas My truth, and that of other Lifestylers, is The Scene is powerfully loving and giving.”  Based on the feminine dominant/male submissive dynamic, (but applicable to everyone) “How to Properly Present…” is full of sage advice and tips that will help you attract quality people to your fetish, check out http://bit.ly/DDGift #fetish #D101# etiquette.