"Big Sausage Pizza - 18" ****½
Produced by Play Boy's Cinema Play Entertainment
"Big Sausage Pizza" may look like your typical pizza delivery service, but these guys go above and beyond the call. This delectable pizza porn is all about the hunks of nice, big juicy sausages that are delivered hot and fresh for special ladies! As part of training, a cameraman comes around for ‘quality control' to assure that each customer is satisfied by their big sausage pizza. Going with the classic theme, the meaty sausages are brought to these chicks right through the center of each pizza. As some of the ladies being delivered the special pizza act surprised, it's pretty funny to see their reactions and what they end up doing. They all seem very hungry, and they mostly don't mind indulging in the free big sausage pizza specials when their husbands and boyfriends aren't home. We get a hot P.O.V. shot of each girl as they get a taste of the sausage, and then later the pizza disappears as each customer gets thoroughly satisfied by being able to take in all of the meat that comes complete with a special, tasty cream sauce that the they get to lick up to the very last drop. We get to sample a variety of Italian's finest pizza boys who just so happen to deliver their sumptuous sausage pizzas to the most busty blondes and brunettes around. While the cameraman always seems to want to get involved, it's usually the delivery boy who gets the full satisfaction of having his sausage eaten. For a refreshingly fun and hot porn, this one's served up special, just for you!
"Naughty Nannies" ****
Produced by Hustler, Directed by Matti Klatt
These babysitters are bangin' hot, and they like to bang the babes they get to care for! Fulfilling every guy's naughty fantasy, Hustler brings you some of the sexiest pornstars of today to help you truly indulge! The nanny services send over Arianna Armani to Rocco Reed, in a job where she helps him to get over his shyness with girls, and she certainly fulfills that for him. Next up, we see Dana Dearmond who has already put the kids to sleep and the father who is an ‘open relationship' with his wife gets time to indulge in other services that she has to offer! The next sitters, Jessie Alba and Georgia Jones, have wandered off during a break from work, and have fun with each other by the poolside - these girls are definitely ‘scissor sitters'! The next totally naughty nanny, Kristina Rose, took the kids off to summer camp, and now she and the kids' father have the house all to themselves, and she is more than ready to take care of more than just the kids! Britney Amber is next up as she awaits to get picked up for her job, and the father coming to get her says he is quite pleased with what the agency sent him - she says she aims to please, and gives him lots of action. It's got hot girls and loads of hard core action to fulfill your secret fantasy for sure, but be forewarned - the story line isn't quite cohesive for those looking for some plot with their porn.
"Lost at Sea" 1-2, Shore Leave / Cabin Fever ***½
Produced by Diamond Pictures, Distributed by Pacific Sun Entertainment
Here's a fine packet of discs featuring hot, hard-bodies, with thick rods that need to be sucked and fucked! These sailors with thick accents, sexy uniforms, and masculine sensibility are much ‘tighter' than your typical ship crew. Sailing the seas with dignity, they go where ‘no man has gone before'.. or so it seems. In the first film, we see a guy polishing the deck and his friend says he'd like his cock polished too, so he obliges to the task. Then, after another guy shaves, he is ready for a sexy in-cabin ‘date', which gets the viewer even more in the mood. At this point, the story starts to take off as another couple of guys start fucking on the deck, despite the fact they were supposed to be steering the ship. Later on, the Captain gets pissed at this and tells his co-captain of the punishment: no shore leave. But when his best mate says he'll be so horny if they don't get to shore, the main captain relieves him of any distress caused, right there on the deck. Upon announcing to all of the crew about the official punishment, all the crew members act like they get mad at the culprits, but they all do well in the end because they just "rape" the bastards until everyone gets off! This first disc is more plot-intensive, while the second one merely displays the guys showing off their bodies and packages with sexy solo scenes. The final dvd gives us the extra goods that entail with the ‘behind the scenes' take on the film, as well as extra cum-filled pictures to make sure to really get you guys off!
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