re: Holy crap

MissPetuniaDeWitt — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:06:14 GMT

Dear Miss Fulton:

Instead of denigrating others, why not write something uplifting? Perhaps recipes suitable for the End Times (did you know spruce bark makes both a lovely tea and a surprisingly satisfying casserole?), or grooming tips for godly young women (I can assure you Delilah shaved both her legs AND armpits-- no mean feat, considering she would have been working with a bronze razor!).

And maybe if you spent less time mocking the godly and penning your ongoing drivel about vegetarianism, mind altering drugs, and all things green, pink, and red, you would have time to find a man, give up your "job," trade your Birkenstocks for some sensible yet flattering flats, and make something of yourself!

Forgiving you in Christ's name,

(Miss) Petunia DeWitt

re: Holy crap

Fake Name — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:28:26 GMT

Wow, nothing gets by you guys.