Miss Adventure

Rock Fetish

AdultWebMaster — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:37:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

Nowadays there is a ‘trendy' fetish scene that goes on in clubs that I'm having trouble relating to - you know, lots of industrial goth/fetishwear and music. It's just different than what I was used to. I always wonder if Manray will make a come back, or if there are any close substitutes in the area. Do you have any tips for me? Thank you so very much! - Missing the ‘old-school fetish scene' in Brighton

Dear MOSFSB,

Miss Adventure feels your pain - that although there are some fetish and goth nights in the area, they cater to a different style of fetish than what Manray had brought to the scene. While we may miss these good old days, there seems to be emerging events will bring this feel back to Boston. Through my own mystical powers, I've found out that a new club is opening soon called "Thor's Rock Fetish Night". The event coordinator is D.J. Leather Paulie, and he has gone above and beyond to find a castle club full of gargoyles and dance cages. Everyone can get dressed all hot and sexy in their PVC/Vinyl/Leather, and come to the club for a great time! The underlying tone is that you dress and party like a rock star - with ROCK music instead of the typical "boom boom" music you now hear in clubs. D.J. Leather will be taking everyone back to the scene where fetish & gothwear really came from - rock bands like Guns and Roses, Motley Crew, AC/DC, & Ozzy! It is sure to be a great time for one and all, and more of a classic approach to the kind of fetish scene we all miss so much. Thor's Rock Fetish opening night is Friday, November 21st at Castillos Night Club in Everett, MA - check out www.myspace.com/fetishrockdj for more details!

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Busting Out

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

Your answer to the boyfriend of the woman who shoved everything into her brassiere when she went out partying prompted me to write. I have the opposite problem, instead of stuffing things IN my bra when I go out for a good time; I want the stuff that's already in there to not fall OUT. My problem is that I can't find decent coverage. What do you suggest to keep my cups from running over? - Falling out of my balcony bra in Bolton

Dear FOMBBB,

Miss Adventure doesn't take wardrobe mishaps lightly. Last week, she "accidentally" went down to the laundry room in a black slip and camisole and three people said "Hello!" to her in the elevator. The world's a friendly place in your underwear. But back to you, between push-ups and plunge, it's hard to find decent scaffolding for your cleavage these days. However, two words come to mind, Merry Widow. Don't think Austro-Hungarian composer Franz Lehar's popular comic operetta or the obscure 1994 Russian erotic black comedy by Ernest Lubitsch. No. According to our big beautiful copy of Beatrice Fontanel's Support and Seduction: A History of Corsets and Bras, Warner's rolled out the Merry Widow, an elastic enhanced, long line brassiere/girdle-in-one back in 1951, just in time to support Dior's New Look. With the invention of black lace nylon in 1955, a fetish was born. Just add Bettie Page and spank. Also known as corselets, they are still manufactured by famed Boston-based foundation garment maker, Goddess Bra Company. Merry Widows will hold you, your cell phone and your nightlife in place.

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Passable Tgirl

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I was wondering if you could help me out. I have a big fetish and interest in cross-dressing. I think that with the right help, I could be transformed into a very passable girl. I'm about 5'10 and 150lbs., and thin. With the right make-up, hair, nails and sexy out fit, I bet I could look hot. Please tell me where to begin. Thank you. - Rob

Dear Rob,

Your best source for all things Tgirl is still the divine Ashley Amber Bottom's New England-wide social and support group, Sisters Family. If a warm welcome is what you need and a few tips on walking in heels and false lash applying, Ashley and her girls are there for you. Ashley's mission is one of acceptance. "I make it a point to welcome each and every girl personally," she says, "because every one of us was a new girl at one point in our lives and just like them, we all want that special feeling of friendship and family. I founded and dedicated Sisters Family to all my fellow Sisters who have adopted this way and continue to do so. Through all of you, our community is growing and our family is evolving. Because of all our efforts, our dream of letting the woman inside out is coming to fruition and we will all benefit from it. Join us to embrace one another in unity and love." Amen Sister! For more information on Sisters Family, check out groups.yahoo.com/groups_sisters_of_boston/

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Slap Happy

AdultWebMaster — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure, My boyfriend really wants me to slap him during sex. He says he can take it, but I’m concerned I’m going to miss and break his nose or worse. Do you have any practical tips on how to hit someone across the face in a safe way? - Slap Happy in Salem

Dear SHS,

The only thing Miss Adventure is good at hitting is the Whack-A-Mole game at the carnival, so we consulted our friend and prominent pro dom in the NYC area, Master Virage, for his expert technique in the fi ne art of slapping. He tells us, “There are a few things to keep in mind when factoring in a stinging face slap. Men must be particularly aware of the size/strength ratio. A swipe that may sting on a male, may cause severe physical damage to a petite female, even from an average sized guy. Therefore, when “winding up,” you may want to position your other hand on the side opposite the slap, so as to cushion and arrest head movement preventing possible neck/nerve damage. When a female is slapping a male, additional care must be taken regarding rings or other jewelry, which could cause a nasty facial wound and possible eye damage if the blows were misplaced. Either don’t wear jewelry or make sure that it’s not in the area of impact. I saw a punctured cheek one time from a ring a female domme was wearing because she was unaware that the stone portion had rotated inwardly during the course of the scene. Both sexes should avoid slapping near the eyes, temples and ears, as SEVERE and DANGEROUS physical damage could result.” That’ll put some sugar in your smacks!

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Lingerie Luggage

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:48:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

Hi. About once a month, my wife goes out with her friends dancing in a Boston nightclub. Last time, she came home quite buzzed, carrying her wallet and cell phone inside her bra cup. Inoticed it because she had a tight fitting jersey. For some reason, I was turned on and, afterasking her, she told me she does this all the time. Though I never noticed it before, I was evenmore intrigued. My question is: do you think other men she dances with get turned on the wayI am? I don't think she's doing this to turn men on. She told me she doesn't have pockets andthat's why she uses her bra as a pocket. I also wonder, is this something other women do inthese nightclubs? Maybe I should start tagging along. - d.t.

Dear d.t.,

While pondering an answer, Miss Adventure found two examples in modern literature of bra storage. From the way-back machine, there's best-selling humoristand one-time Phil Donohue neighbor, Erma Bombeck's 1978 tale of suburban woe, "If Life is a Bowl of Cherries - What am I doing in the Pits?" wherein she recountsher failed foray into tennis and of storing extra balls in her bra, thus confusingopponents with her remarkable cleavage. The second example is from Cathryn Michon's hilarious work, "Girl Genius Guide to Life". The award-winning comic/author berates herself for stashing a credit card in her brassiere. What do these twoinstances have to do with you and your boozed-up boogying girlfriend? Not much. The point, however, is that women have been using their underwear for storage for centuries. Three out of five etymologists agree that's where you get the expression,"Nice shelf." The other two were too drunk to answer the question. Even the refined Miss A has been known to employ her trusty Agent Provocateur as a change purse,leaving tiny presidential silhouettes embedded in her fair, firm bosom. No matter how you stuff it, the bra as suitcase has all the hi-class appeal of the male version: a cigarette pack rolled into a t-shirt sleeve ala James Dean. Neither of these options isideal for the form or function of the garment. We suggest you buy your GF a nice new handbag. And, by all means, tag along to the nightclubs with her, so you canhold it when she hits the dance floor.

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Rubber Fashion

AdultWebMaster — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:44:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I am looking to attend more fun fetish events next year, can you recommend parties, conventions, balls, anything? ~ Up All Night in Athol

Dear UANA,

Yes, some wonderful and major fetish events are scheduled for 2009. The first that comes bouncing to mind is the world famous Rubber Ball. We asked Ball producer, Dana Windsor for a little background on this sexy and provocative gala. He gave us the 411: " The New York Rubber Ball/Miss Rubber World Contest was started in 2006, with the goals of the Ball and MRW contest to be North America's premiere rubber/latex event and make New York a major focal point for the cutting edge rubber fashion and fetishism. The Miss Rubber World part of the Ball is to give the contestants a chance to compete for a treasure trove of prizes from some of the world's top rubber/latex designers and retailers, and to have a lot of fun. The Ball is eight hours of dancing, vendors, play and enjoying the company of fellow rubberists from all over the world, with pre-parties happening on the two nights leading up to the Ball. The website, www.nyrubberball.com, contains the full event schedule, the MRW prize list (with links to the sponsors sites) and entry info, a travel/shopping/hotel/dining guide that shows the cheap ways to get to and from the airports and around the city, all the hotels within a 10 minute walk from the Ball, a list of all the fetish shops in the city and which latex designers they carry and a list of fetish attire-friendly restaurants- and much more." The Ball is Sunday Jan. 18th, 2009(MLK Holiday Weekend), from 8PM-4AM. Advance tickets on sale now on the website and will also go on sale at several shops in New York City. Not to be missed, mark your calendar for fetish fun.

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Twisted Halloween

AdultWebMaster — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I am a transgendered switch, but that's not my problem. My problem is that I can't settle on a Halloween costume. I hate to commit to just one thing. Do you have any suggestions? - Trick or Tgirl

Dear TOT,

Miss Adventure knows the value of a great Halloween costume ever since she misplaced a large, rented gorilla head on the subway. That was a lot of bananas in late fees, she can tell you. What you need is a costume that does double duty like your two-spirited self. Check out "Miss Hellen Back," an ingenious dress-up idea that offers the best of both worlds in one sexy package. This 11-piece angel and devil getup is your ticket to be naughty or nice, saintly or sinister, pious or perverted -whenever you want! Reversible dress and an assortment of accessories (from halo to horns) accent the looks; just add red go-go boots or white stilettos to complete the transformation to fabulous. Find "Miss Hellen Back" and other reversible outfits such as bee to ladybug and elf to Mrs. Klaus, at Dorothy's Boutique, 190 Massachusetts Avenue, Boston or go to dorothysboutique.biz.

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Kinky Adornment

AdultWebMaster — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:13:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I am really tired of all my old collars (posture and training), chokers and neck corsets. Can you tell me where to find something new and different in fetish adornment?

~ Kinky for Costume Jewelry in Jamestown

Dear KCJJ,

Miss Adventure has just the aesthetic event to wake up your bored stiff neck. Ever since she came upon ARTWITH Designs' work, she practically swoons when she puts on their intricate treasures. Like nothing you've seen or felt before, the inspired duo of craftsmen Kurt Molhusen and Adam Kobetich have been creating one-of-a-kind, wearable latex art since 1991. The results are exquisite, vaguely vampiric soft sculptures that tantalize the eye and skin when worn as necklaces, bracelets, chokers, anklets, even pasties. Once you've experienced their personal art, anything on-a-chain will seem tragically blasé. Here's what Kurt and Adam say about their wholly unique accessories, "Each piece of ARTWITH Design is handcrafted through a combination of drawing, sculpting and squeezing. All original pieces are signed and dated by the artists. We do not use molds or die cutting and all colors are hand mixed by ARTWITH Designs exclusively. No two pieces are alike." Gracing hot fetish models, alt musicians and edgy fashionistas, this artisan jewelry is designed to turn heads, look for yourself at //www.artwithlatex.com/ or www.myspace.com/artwithlatex.

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Foot Fetish

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I have a wicked foot fetish and am looking for like-minded people and feet. Where can I find them in the New England area? ~ Paging Dr. Scholl

Dear Dr. Scholl,

For someone who spends an inordinate amount of time playing "This little piggy went to market", Miss Adventure finds herself stumbling to answer your question. When in doubt, ask royalty. So, we kicked your inquiry over to the enchanting Princess Kali, high priestess of ped lovers. Her forte is organizing fellow foot worshippers, like yourself, for fabulous, fast-paced and provocative events. Here's what she said about her popular toe jamborees: "FootNight parties are safe, private and discreet havens for people who love female feet, and want to enjoy their personal foot fantasies in a comfortable, relaxed environment. The parties are 100% legal, and are just like attending any other party except that everyone shares an appreciation for feet! FootNight has developed an excellent reputation for hosting the safest, cleanest, most fun foot parties in cities all over the US, including Boston with an event coming up on September 23rd! Check out www.Footnight.com for more information." That should give you a leg up on the foot worshipping scene.

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Vintage Vogue

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:51:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I am looking for vintage slips, my favorite play wear. Where can I find them in the Boston area? ~ Merry Widow in Marshfield

Dear MWM,

What a great question. Miss Adventure just adores vintage lingerie! One place you can pick up slips, girdles and other retro-slinky foundation gear is The Garment District in Cambridge, MA. We consulted Eddie Kent, display manager and vintage fashion recycler extraordinaire to see what top-drawer goodies they had on hand. The inside deal reveals a recent purchase of dead stock from a 1950's ladies' lingerie shop netting an abundance of old-school bras, panty girdles and slips starting at $14. Styles and colors vary, black, white and pastel. Equal underwear opportunities also exist with their selection of men's vintage skivvies, with impressive brand names such as Varsity. All perfect props for creating your own pin-up scenes at home.

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Craving Collar

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:49:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,

I am trying to decide between a few candidates to be my master. What do you think I should look for in a dominant partner? ~ Craving the Collar in Cranston

Dear CCC,

Always a good question, so many potential answers. So, we put the inquiry to pro submission's rising star, Tara, who shared this thoughtful insight in the biz of bottoming, "I have been very fortunate, and have met great people to play with. Only one, however, has become my master. For me, it was very simple. We played one evening and found that we were very compatible play partners, and we have been a couple in the scene ever since. Prior to finding him, I had a couple of play partners that I was not so compatible with - one lectured me too much and did not respect my limits or requests for warm-ups. The other doms took things a little too seriously for me and were quite intense. I think that new subs should take things slowly, but play with various people to see what they like and don't like. Everyone has different needs and wants. It's important to find someone who you click with. Believe me - you will know when you've found the right partner. And there is no reason to rush into a Master-sub relationship with the first person you find. My master gives me a lot of freedom, but I have learned to really trust his judgment, as he is always right about things, and has the experience to back it up."

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Twirl Tassels

AdultWebMaster — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,
I'm very interested in becoming a modern burlesque dancer, where can I learn the moves and attitude? Born to Twirl Tassels in Tiverton

Dear BTTT,

We truly admire your risqué baby steps toward "broad-way", but an inability to find a pair of thigh-his that can keep up prevents us from becoming the next Gypsy Rose Adventure. However, we do know someone who is a retro-decked font of good info on the subject, Scratch, manager of burlesque troupe extraordinaire, the Boston Babydolls. Here's the deal, he says, "There aren't that many dance studios that teach burlesque, so a lot of performers pull together techniques from a variety of styles. Jazz dance, Broadway dance, middle eastern dance, modern tribal dance, and swing dancing all have moves that a creative dancer can use as the basis of a burlesque routine. Fans of classic burlesque can pick up The Best of Burlesque from Something Weird Video at www.SomethingWeird.com. You can also watch classic clips on the website and on Comcast Cable's On-Demand service.

If you're lucky enough to live in New England, you can take classes at The Boston Academy of Burlesque Education, run by The Boston Babydolls. Every six weeks or so we offer up "Instant Burlesque Queen", which is a complete grounding in the art of the tassel and tease in just three hours. More advanced students can take classes like 'Salome 101' - which adds Middle Eastern dance spice to burlesque routines - or 'You and Your Boa' (which is about feather boas, not snakes)." Check out the next session of Instant Burlesque Queen on Sunday, August 24th at 3p.m..

For more registration information, go to www.BostonBabydolls.net or call (617) 869-2000.

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Snoody

AdultWebMaster — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:06:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,
My friend has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend who is rumored to be snoodling. I thought that was a video game from late last century, but apparently it involves the penis in some way, so that can’t be right. What’s going on?

- Not Your Dad’s PAC Man

Dear NYDPM,

You’re both right. One could be snoodling, as in Dave B. Dobson’s popular 1996 colorful arcade-based computer game wherein one or more players line up goofy-looking faces (snoods) only to blast them away for points. You can play this game with or without pants on. The other snoodling your friend’s friend’s friend is up to is quite a different bit of amusement. We consulted UrbanDictionary.com for a clue to the sexual slang and found this: “Snoodling: v. When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another homo and proceeds to jerk him off.” Used in a sentence, ‘Snoodling is fun, you should try it.’” -Even if you’re not keeping score!

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Serve

AdultWebMaster — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:51:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure,
I am a male slave looking to serve my beautiful mistress in new and unique ways. I have done everything I can think of including licking her boots until they shine. Do you have any suggestions?
Seeking Serving Suggestions in Woonsocket

Dear SSSW,
Miss Adventure applauds your desire to demonstrate your love for your mistress, but some days we don’t know what end of the leash we’re really on. For some true top-notch advice, we consulted local BDSM diva, the latex lovin’, fetish-party throwin’, cherry-haired Goddess Arsin. She says, “I recommend putting on a little show for her! There is nothing more entertaining to a Mistress then to see her little pet learning to do tricks for her! Remember it should be humiliating for you and degrading… bonus points if you can also make it sexy! You should really plan this out, get a little costume, pick out some music and then show her just how devoted you are to her! Do a little dance! Sing along if you can!!! She will be impressed if you perform well! If you do not give a good show you will probably be punished, which is often equally enjoyable!” Break a leg!!

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Well Read

AdultWebMaster — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:19:00 GMT

Dear Miss Adventure
With summer vacation approaching, I'm looking for a good book to get into, but am tired of the same old vanilla New York Times Best Seller List offerings. Do you have any suggestions?
Is that a paperback in your bathing suit or are you just glad to see me?

Dear ITPYBSOAYJGSM,

The last book Miss Adventure read on the beach was the original shark tale, Peter Benchley's JAWS, and she hasn't been back in the water since. However, your question couldn't have come at a better time. Our friend, libertine-inspiration and newly-pressed author Master R (of Domaine Esemar fame), has just published his long-awaited memoirs, self titled: Master: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Master R.

As head of the oldest SM B&B in the country, Master R has a unique perspective on politics, civil rights and everything under the sun when it comes to sexuality. To hear him tell it is to envy. "I have had a remarkable and rewarding life. I run the finest BDSM training chateau in the world. I am a successful First Amendment/Free Speech warrior. I am an accomplished musician and educator. I have been graced with extraordinary relationships in human sexuality. I wanted to take all this and much more from my heart, write it down, and share it. MASTER is a political treatise, an erotic adventure, a poem, a crazy, funny, touching insight into modern kink, a primer for Americans, but mostly, it is what I hoped it would be: an unauthorized autobiography."

Reviews are already coming in hot and heavy. Legendary octogenarian dominatrix Belle du Jour called it "A must read." Former Yale Professor, Kenneth Haltman heralded it as "A philosophical treatise on human dignity." So drop kick Stephen King, bury Maeve Binchy, and check out this hot hot hot slice of extraordinary life in the scene. To get yout limited edition copy, send an email to EsemarPress@LaDomaineEsemar.com or call La Domaine Esemar at 518-781-6209, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday; $20 softcover/$30 hardcover (add $5 for postage and handling). Your bookmark is sure to melt!

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