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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx</link><description>In lieu of a review of Metallica&amp;#39;s throwbackish new single , which has bitterly divided staff opinion, we&amp;#39;d been amusing ourselves by making up (a la the New Yorker &amp;#39;s caption contest) snarky new song titles suggested by this photo -- an image</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20917.1142)</generator><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#287096</link><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:25:14 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:287096</guid><dc:creator>ADsF</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;here's a comment,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;shut the fuck up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=287096" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#261773</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:21:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:261773</guid><dc:creator>sabsab</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;lmao some of the things you write are hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but seriously whoa cares?!? hes got the money and he likes the clothes. the way they dress doesn't change there awesome music. jeez you people are such idiots. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;to live is to shop&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;seek and buy&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;the mall that jack built&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my body my clothes &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this clothes its stylin'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;step into the mall that jack built....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;where the plaid things are&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hah sorry thats fun. but i really dont care about him doing this. so what if he shops here? i shop at hot topic and wet seal. and a bunch of different places. and if i had the money, id get clothes i like at expensive places to! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=261773" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#240906</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:37:47 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:240906</guid><dc:creator>Ceaphipilance</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;If either party is under the age of 16, a court order is required in order to obtain a license. And then he capitalizes on the contrast he's created a straw man of. A part from being too distracted to nurse much, Nora was very well behaved. Indeed, the church severely sanctioned those who did not respect its law, for instance in the laws about the age of marriage. Even the sun turned up next day. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=240906" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#220650</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:03:29 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:220650</guid><dc:creator>Antipodean Aristocrat</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Disposable Income&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jump In and Buy-ah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enter Blandman&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For Whom the Bill Tolls&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One (more boutique, then we can go home, honey, honest)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Image Damage, Inc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=220650" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#219350</link><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:31:35 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:219350</guid><dc:creator>... And Just Us For All</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;dick johnson and lenred are funny!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;otherwise, keep buying metallica merchandise; fck they need the money...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=219350" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#202442</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:40:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:202442</guid><dc:creator>metaller</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Fade to Buy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Unforgiven XXI&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and the best: &amp;quot;Kill a mall&amp;quot; xD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=202442" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#171709</link><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:45:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:171709</guid><dc:creator>Mentalman</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;The Unforgiven&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=171709" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#161663</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:13:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:161663</guid><dc:creator>Diabetik</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;To any one who gets sensitive about Metallica being criticized in this manner, I say this: &amp;nbsp;They very much deserve such criticism because they have become that which they used to criticize!! &amp;nbsp;They have become the cliche which they used to stand against. &amp;nbsp;No one cares if Bon Jovi does this kind of thing. &amp;nbsp;Some call it &amp;quot;evolving&amp;quot;, I call it hypocrisy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=161663" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#159750</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:33:32 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:159750</guid><dc:creator>missy</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Metallicouture.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Frayed Ends of My Shorts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unforgiven IV.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=159750" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#158688</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:32:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:158688</guid><dc:creator>Nik</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;kill a mall&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=158688" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#158663</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:09:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:158663</guid><dc:creator>BorisLort</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Who gives a shit???!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Metallica could be shopping in a fucking porn store and that wouldnt change anything. Their music is still great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Britney Spears could be working as a stripper and it would be just as &amp;quot;who cares&amp;quot; as this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=158663" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#158576</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:06:30 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:158576</guid><dc:creator>lars</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;nothing else flatters&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=158576" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#158209</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:07:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:158209</guid><dc:creator>Meshuviel</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Holy crap!!! A married multimillionaire was shopping with his wife at an expensive store during his spare time! He should be shot in the head, cut into pieces, and fed to the paparazzi raw!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=158209" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#158203</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:21:23 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:158203</guid><dc:creator>Kenshiro</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;lyrics by Mr. Dick should be in the newest album.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i hope this should be too, it's called: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 for 4&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Outta my way, outta your pay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Outta your purse and into mine&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shopping is fun, buy a new one&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Paying low prices is not a crime&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img src="http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=158203" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Upward Mobility Dept.: Metallica spotted in the New Yorker, Armani</title><link>http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/onthedownload/archive/2008/08/25/upward-mobility-dept-metallica-spotted-in-the-new-yorker-armani.aspx#157982</link><pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:32:38 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">ad053fdd-4c7f-49f6-bf6d-6c53a7e614d5:157982</guid><dc:creator>lenred</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Nothing beats Dick Johnson's post.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Capri Diem Pants Baby&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crash Course in Bad Shorts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Disposable Sandals&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Buyer's Eve&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For Whom the Sale Tolls&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Older Than Thou&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My Friend of Shopping Spree&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No Other Sale Matters&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shop and Destroy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Frayed Ends of Fashion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Manpris That Failed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wasting My Cash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wherever I May Shop&lt;/p&gt;
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