VIDEO: Boston Phoenix staff eaten by crocodiles!

Well, not really -- but, look, it's not completely out of the question. The rest of the Boston Phoenix staff is off on a summer picnic today, boating out to the Harbor Islands en masse for several hours of reflection and contemplation. We haven't heard from them in a few hours, so it's entirely possible that they've been eaten by crocodiles. And of course it's possible that someone got it on video.

In the meantime, we bring you this video that we found on National Geographic, which shows what happens when a baby hippos start gnawing on crocodiles. (Warning: super-cuteness alert!):

Truth be told, we were scouting out the Nat'l Geo site for signs of this Bjork/Sigur Ros show that they're streaming on the interwebs tomorrow, live from Iceland -- we're a little bummed we can't TIVO this thing, but if you happen to be in front of your browser tomorrow (instead of at the beach?) between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m., you may want to point yourself over here.