The Perfect Christmas Gift for Neo-Conservative Toddlers

Published Nov 09 2009, 11:16 AM by Chris Faraone

With godless liberals doing everything they can to undermine America, its citizens, the right to bear arms, NFL football, American Idol, and Christmas, it's time to put tomorrow's leaders on the right path (pun intended). That's why Katharine DeBrecht - author of the timeless youth classic Help! Mom! There are liberals under my bed! - has returned just in time for the holidays with her latest tale of left-wing lunacy.

Since kids these days won't stop asking about how Obama-care is going to cripple their financial futures, DeBrecht explains in a way that only she can how the government plans to take over lemonade stands (really - that was the basis of her last book). Only in this sequel, the antagonist-in-chief, one cleverly named Marxus Obundus, incites "something eerily similar to the current new Tea Party movement sweeping the nation."

In an age when liberals have stooped so low as to have Sesame Street characters unfairly blast the fair and balanced network that is Fox News, those of us with good sense and morals must indoctrinate our children against socialist forces that have consumed this country since you know who took office. Frankly - the way they teach kids to love and share these days is downright frightening. Do your part to prevent us from fully turning into a nation of compassionate pussies, and order Help! Mom! The radicals are ruining my country! for the future right wing senator or insurance industry lobbyist in your family.

Filed Under: Help! Mom! The radicals are ruining my country!, Marxus Obundus, Katharine DeBrecht, Help! Mom! There are liberals under my bed!

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3 Comments

Deirdre Fulton said:

I was literally about to post this exact same thing.

November 9, 2009 12:06 PM
Kay said:

This book is hillarious!...and great for adults and kids. The wit and hidden agendas are so whitty! It belongs on everyone's coffe table. Great conversation piece.

November 11, 2009 1:45 PM
capitacristiano said:

"Frankly - the way they teach kids to love and share these days is downright frightening."

Soo true, I only teach my kids to hate and hoard, like Jesus said. It's the only way our beloved America will get better.

Praise the Lord!

November 17, 2009 4:23 PM

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The Perfect Christmas Gift for Neo-Conservative Toddlers
Published 11/9/2009 by Chris Faraone
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