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End of days

Best Week Ever calls it "the downfall of Western Civilization." For better or worse, we can't think of anything better.

Sure, it's just the Lindsay Lohan special — a cocktail tan, one part cancer-death ray, one part moxie-colored mist. And, for a cool $1300.
But these are our kids.

In 20 some odd years, do we really want a bunch of strung-out, orange people running our orgies, and our country? Shit.


This clip comes to you courtesy of Sunset Tan... E's new reality horror TV show.

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