Boxing Day Special: In the Spirit of the Season, Some Slogans for Fred

Published Dec 26 2007, 01:15 PM by webteam

    It’s apparent what the problem with the Fred Thompson campaign is: He hasn’t been able to come up with a slogan that encapsulates his unique approach to running for president. Clearly what he needs to do is take some traditional American slogans and adapt them. Here are five suggestions:

    -- It’s morning in America – but I’m not getting up until this afternoon.

    -- He slept us out of war.

    -- Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes – but take a couple of weeks off to think about it.

    -- I have a dream. In fact, I try to have as many as possible.

    -- Just do it -- though on second thought, why bother?

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1 Comments

LorenzoJennifer said:

Scratchin' my skull for all you Fredheads out there:

I'd rather be Fred than dead

Sleepy the Dwarf endorses Fred

A snoozer, not a loser

A snorer but not a shnorrer

Vote for Fred's 7-Day Weekend!

Downtime, all the time

Want real "change"? Fred can break a $20!

Slouching toward Washington

Sleeper candidate scores upset win in state of Insomnia !

A very ordinary leader

"The only thing we have to fear is Fred himself. Nameless, unreasoning Fred." - FDR's inaugural, 1933

"Ask not what Fred can do for you . . . " JFK inaugural, 1961

"A government as good as its Freds." - Mr. Jimmy, 1976

Hillarious selected Celine Dion as her songbird. A French-Canadian!?! Well, pal, we here are gonna go with Janis Joplin, a U.S.of.A born-n-bred:

"Fred's just another word for nuthin' left to lose. Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', but it's Fred."

Ba-de-ba-de-ba-de, that's all, Fredheads!!!

December 27, 2007 2:30 AM