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May 31, 2007

End of days
By eldean

Best Week Ever calls it "the downfall of Western Civilization." For better or worse, we can't think of anything better.

Sure, it's just the Lindsay Lohan special — a cocktail tan, one part cancer-death ray, one part moxie-colored mist. And, for a cool $1300. But these are our kids.

In 20 some odd years, do we really want a bunch of strung-out, orange people running our orgies, and our country? Shit.

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Doing It?!, Horror, What!?

May 25, 2007

OMFG EW: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are ENGAGED!
By Sharon Steel

That douche actually popped the question. Gag.

US Weekly reports: Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source. An eyewitness at the store tells Us, "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"

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Doing It?!, Getting Hitched, Horror

May 08, 2007

Slop Culture Photo Story Time: Heidi and Spencer Soak Up the Malibu Rays
By Sharon Steel

On this gorgeous spring Tuesday, Slop Culture Photo Story Time brings you some new Hills-themed snaps. Today's completely candid shoot -- because what publicist in their right mind would allow their clients to look like such asshats -- features our favorite jerkface douche-bag, Spencer Pratt, and his boob-enhanced GF Heidi Montag

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Horror, Photo Story Time, What!?

April 26, 2007

Hugh Grant wrongly arrested, again
By eldean

POW! In your face, evil paparazzo bully!

Hugh Grant is bloody genius. I love this guy… I really, really do. He’s gone and allegedly thrown a tub of baked beans at a nasty photog, as if Divine Brown wasn’t fun enough. The real sequence of events is here.

BUT... below is how one might imagine it took place on Hugh’s tidy doorstep:

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Horror

February 22, 2007

NBC's Late Night with... Jimmy Fallon!?
By Ryan Stewart
In two years, Conan O'Brien will be making the jump to 11:35 to replace Jay Leno as the host of The Tonight Show. And that's a good thing. We like Conan - his skits are consistently funny and he does a good job of establishing a rapport with his guests, including the ones the publicity machine forcefeeds him. Sure, maybe he runs the occasional joke into the ground - see last year's President of Finland business for an example - but, for the most part, he's the best thing going on late-night television.

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