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In the Summer Preview article June 15, we said The Stage at Spring Point held free shows – which they did, until this year. Now, for their fifth season, they're sprucing up their pre-show entertainment and charging $10 a person. Forewarned is forearmed. |
Wouldn’t it be great to just skip over all the tiresome pandering and getting-to-know-you crap that usually typifies a first date? Why not, asks busy power-careerist Pam (Staci Anne Jacobs), just go right to the second? Her amused blind date Stan (Antonio Campagna) assents and then some: How about skipping even further, to the third date, when both parties act like they’re enjoying themselves but are actually getting ulcers from the as-yet-unfulfilled sexual tension? It would save so much time and bother! The two hypothesize on to the exercise’s logical and inevitably bittersweet conclusion, putting a pretty succinct gloss on the dating game. This scene, swift, acute, and funny because it’s true, sets the tone for the fleet and sharp-witted I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change, on stage in a fun and dulcet summer stock production at the Arundel Barn Playhouse.An ensemble show of three men and three women, I Love You presents a series of stand-alone scenes and musical numbers to walk us through the vicissitudes of heterosexual love. From a full-company “Cantata for a First Date” and Stan and Pam’s time-saving measures, the cast goes on to flit nimbly in and out of an impressive number of roles, ages, and accents, as the show progresses from dating through marriage and on to the golden years. All six actors are superlative in their ensemble transformations; each is just as adroit at comic character roles as at straight ones. In the skit and musical number “A Stud and a Babe,” Lindsay Luppino and Laurence Freeman wear profoundly unattractive multi-colored synthetics and pull out the character stops as two dorks who find each other; later Luppino and Freeman play squabbling kids in the back seat of their dueling parents’ car. There’s no upstaging or outshining; these performances are beautifully balanced and superbly sung, and it’s continually a surprise and a treat to see who each of the six will become next.
The show’s style of comedy is advertised as Seinfeldian. I’d say the writing is not quite as snarky (and is occasionally way more earnest; sometimes a little cloyingly), but that’s otherwise a good descriptor of a play of New Yorkish sensibility that goes to gleefully exaggerated lengths to send up the pleasures and plaints of romance — as well as fantasy fixes for it. In one scene, Freeman walks in on Becki Flader and Isaacs after a poor round in the sack, and offers the contractual services of “Jacoby and Meyers and Masters and Johnson”: “If your partner does not take you to heaven, we’ll take them to court.” Later, Luppino shines in the fabulously witty country number “Always a Bridesmaid,” in which she details all the horrid satin and velour she’s had to buy because her friends “can’t assess a man or a dress.” It makes the old phrase into a mantra instead of a plaint.
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