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A historian recently discovered a rare childhood photo of Helen Keller sitting with her teacher, Annie. What do you think the photo’s caption should be?
“I admire your hard work but I think you should shower more often.”
The first week in March was officially designated as South Pasadena’s annual “no cussing week.” Thoughts?
I could give a fuck.
What’s your favorite thing to throw at hecklers?
My adolescence.
The New York Times recently ran a piece titled “how do you prove you’re a Jew?” How would you try to prove to me, on the phone, right now, that you are a Jew?
The numerous pictures of me backstage at various theaters over the last 30 years, with famous gentile celebs whispering behind my back.
Young Hollywood can’t stop popping out babies. Who do you predict will be the next young celebrity to get knocked up out of wedlock?
I’ll let you know tonight when I get home.
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With the touch of two keys, “Mr. Pitiful” began, the crowd erupted, and Costa’s southern comfort turned into a pop star fiasco.
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As of press time, the 23rd Boston Film Festival was still shaping up.
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What would the world be like with Beatles music but no Beatles?
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Anne Hathaway is game enough as Jane, though she has to spend an awful lot of time on the verge of tears.
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Lines upon learning of the recent stipulation, by the pop artist Madonna, that any journalist wishing to complete an interview with her must maintain eye contact at all times.
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