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Dance, Monkey: Charlie Murphy

A comic in the hot seat
Who is it? Matt Damon? It’s not Flavor Flav?

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | November 19, 2007

Dance, Monkey: Dane Cook

A visiting comic in the hot seat
I would probably call you a drunk ignoramus, that way you would have to go home and look it up.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN AND DEANA TOLLIVER | November 13, 2007

Dance, Monkey: The Steamy Bohemians

We put a couple of comics on the hot seat. This week’s victims . . .
We can’t believe she chose her baby brother over David’s Bowie.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | November 06, 2007

Dance, Monkey: Lisa Lampanelli

A comic in the hot seat
I love him. He smells like Stetson cologne and ass.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | October 30, 2007

Dance, Monkey: Dan Levy

A comic in the hot seat
I am going to dance in a recycling bin while conserving water.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | October 23, 2007

Dance, Monkey: Bill Bellamy

A comic in the hot seat
All of the Republicans should dress up as real people.

By: SARA FAITH-ALTERMAN | October 16, 2007

Dance Monkey: October 12, 2007

A comic in the hot seat
How many times is this going to happen to me in interviews before I learn?

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | October 10, 2007

Dance Monkey: October 5, 2007

A comic in the hot seat
I’m thinking about potatoes. Maris Pipers to be precise.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | October 02, 2007

Dance Monkey: Doug Benson

A comic in the hot seat
No, you’re wrong, I’m totally high right now.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | September 25, 2007

Dance, Monkey: Jim Morris as President George W. Bush

A comic in the hot seat
Vice-President Cheney and I have just implemented a plan whereby we now deal with people who disagree with our plans for Iraq and Afghanistan by declaring them Enemy Combatants.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | September 25, 2007

Dance Monkey: Maria Ciampa

A local comic in the hot seat
Education is important. I’m pretty. Jellyfish are fun! And also, some ravioli.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | September 25, 2007

Dance Monkey: Neil Hamburger

A visiting comic in the hot seat
Do not allow the drug generation to persuade you to tear down your internal wall.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | September 04, 2007

Dance Monkey: Lewis Black

A visiting comic in the hot seat
I’d like to be known as the King of Hope. That can be a city somewhere, or the king of actual hope.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | September 25, 2007

Dance Monkey: Paula Poundstone

A visiting comic in the hot seat
I’d rather elect a pit bull and get bitten by a Republican, because I’d have a better shot at affordable health care.

By: SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | September 25, 2007