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DR. LOVEMONKEY

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A kiddie-diddling riddle

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I have been dating a wonderful man for the last three months ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 17, 2009

Readers' problems are bottomless ... and topless

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I just got a new job . . . exotic dancing!
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 11, 2009

Engagements, break-up motives fly under the radar

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
My boyfriend broke up with me almost six months ago and, while I’m pretty much over that ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  November 03, 2009

Re-Meat the Feebles

 Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
My friend is a woman that I have known for years and it seems that in the past few months I’ve re-meat [sic] her ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 28, 2009

Mom breaks bended kneecaps, and other drama

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I have been dating a woman, J., for the past three months. About a month ago, we decided to be "girlfriends" ... 
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 21, 2009

Purging demons and exes

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey, I suffer from debilitating mental disorders that I have spent years working to manage ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 14, 2009

One night in Bangkok

 Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I’m an American male in my mid-30s living in Bangkok. I’ve been dating two very young girls ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  October 06, 2009

Cheatin' hearts and depleted synapses

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Here's my dilemma: I know a woman at work who is married ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 29, 2009

Newbie nudies

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I have a wonderful relationship with a man. We have been living together for four years and we are happy in many ways. There is one thing that he does that I am not so comfortable with ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 22, 2009

'Sleepover? I thought you said rapeover!'

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey: My name is Sheila and I'm 17 years old. I met a guy through a dating website. He thinks I'm 18 and I actually will be 18 in five months. We have arranged to meet ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 15, 2009

Buttinskies, litterbugs, and scooter-cide

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey: My boyfriend and I recently moved into the first floor of a two-family house. Because we both like to hang out at home a lot and are planning on getting a puppy in a couple of weeks, we eagerly cleaned up the backyard, which was in a very bad state ...
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 08, 2009

For the sullied and the bullied

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Dear Dr. Lovemonkey: When he was younger, my brother was a very popular and attractive guy. He was lucky with the ladies and dated quite a wide variety of them. In the past few years, however, he seems to have fallen apart.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 02, 2009

Puppy lovin', chicken-chokin', and cougar prowlin'

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Who would have thought that James J. Angleton, the legendary chief of counter-intelligence for the CIA who "supposedly" died in 1987, is alive and well in Pawtucket?
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 25, 2009

Aaaawkward!

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I am a female senior in college and good friends with a guy I've known since high school. He and I have become even closer over the course of our college years. Earlier this semester, we went out for a few drinks and ended up making out back at my apartment. We decided not to talk about it and to pretend that nothing ever happened.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 18, 2009

Dr. Lovemonkey: Commitment-phobes, rude dudes

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
My boyfriend of a year and a half, "Bill," recently asked me to move in with him. For the most part it's been good, but there's one problem.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 12, 2009

Dr. Lovemonkey: D-bags and dateables

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I cannot stand my best friend's husband. Yesterday, he told me that I was the biggest loser in their group of friends because I made the least amount of money. He remarked that his sister is stupid for staying in a marriage with a man dying of cancer. In short, he's a Class A misogynist and treats his wife worse than anyone. He sees all this as being "humorous."
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 04, 2009

Dr. Lovemonkey: TMI?

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
About four months ago, my wife and I found out that the 19-year-old girl who lives next door (and who we have known since she was a little girl) had a Twitter account. It became a guilty pleasure for us to occasionally look at this account to see what was up in her life.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 29, 2009

Dr. Lovemonkey: Mr. Donut

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
There is a woman at work who I am quite interested in. We arrive at work rather early in the morning and about once a week now for the past several months, I have brought in a box of doughnuts for her and a few of our co-workers. Although she has thanked me, this has not really broken the ice. Is there something else that I should be doing?  
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 22, 2009

Dr. Lovemonkey: Cross dressing and criss-crossing with exes

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
I'm a 48-year-old man who is a closet crossdresser. I love to dress and take pictures of myself in women's clothes. I've joined some free CD Web sites where you can correspond with other CDs through private messaging as well as post pictures
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 14, 2009

Dr. Lovemonkey: Dress you up in my love

Dr. Lovemonkey answers your questions
Huh?
By Dr. Lovemonkey  |  June 23, 2009
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