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Beer goggles

Dr. Lovemonkey
What do you say on the following morning to someone with whom you slept that you ordinarily never would have unless you were drunk?
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  September 03, 2008

Devilish time

Dr. Lovemonkey
I’m a Gothic Satanist who’s been dating a young Christian woman for the past two months. I am wondering how to introduce myself to her parents.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 27, 2008

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Leaky thinking

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I have recently discovered a whole world of sexual experience out that I had been missing.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 20, 2008

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Eyes for others

Dr. Lovemonkey
If your husband denies checking out other women, it might be time for you to blatantly check out other men while in his presence.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 13, 2008

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Sex and videotape

Dr. Lovemonkey
I saw videos on his computer that showed him having sex with a number of different women.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  August 06, 2008

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Around the block

Dr. Lovemonkey
I am a 26-year-old woman and got married four months ago.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 30, 2008

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Aspiring fornicator

Dr. Lovemonkey
I have spent my entire life in the evangelical culture, so I have no idea how to function in the real world.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 23, 2008

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Procrastination blues

Dr. Lovemonkey
It might also be a good thing to have a few thousand in cash on hand, for bail money, in case things go south.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 16, 2008

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Eye of the beholder

Dr. Lovemonkey
I am not an incredibly attractive woman, but I’m always being complimented on my looks.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 09, 2008

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Check it

Dr. Lovemonkey
Another person in the bridal party is a young lady who, when we were in high school, tortured me and was extremely mean to me.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  July 02, 2008

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Infectious thinking

Dr. Lovemonkey
My live-in boyfriend of the past three years has herpes.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  June 24, 2008

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Code of sisters

Dr. Lovemonkey
I’ve been going out with a man with whom a friend had a relationship more than three years ago.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  June 18, 2008

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Inquiring minds

Dr. Lovemonkey
My 12-year-old son asked the other day if I had ever had sex with anyone other than his father.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  June 11, 2008

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Fight's on

Dr. Lovemonkey
No one has an “obligation” to have sex with anyone that they do not want to have sex with.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  June 04, 2008

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What happens at a wedding...

Dr. Lovemonkey
I behaved badly with a relative of the groom’s.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  May 28, 2008

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(It's a) complex world

Dr. Lovemonkey
Complications occurred because I’ve been dealing with unresolved sexual orientation issues, as well as undiagnosed and untreated hereditary bi-polar disorder.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  April 23, 2008

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Drop the loser

Dr. Lovemonkey
I’ve been going out with Larry for a little more than a year, and he recently called me to describe a situation in which he “almost” cheated.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  April 16, 2008

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Urine luck

Dr. Lovemonkey
I ended up passing out in his bed and discovered the next morning that I had wet the bed.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  April 02, 2008

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Long-distance blues

Dr. Lovemonkey
Do I let him come up here to be with me, lose everything, and blow a great opportunity, or do I let him stay in Florida and live my life in misery?
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  March 27, 2008

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Sibling viewing

Dr. Lovemonkey
My boyfriend recently read a story about Frank Sinatra eating breakfast off of the naked butt of a hooker (I think it was a hooker) in Las Vegas, back in the glory days of the Rat Pack.
By DR. LOVEMONKEY  |  March 12, 2008
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