My wife and I decided it would be okay for her to fuck other guys. It turns me on to think of her getting pounded while I’m at work. I’ve always wanted for her to sit her freshly fucked pussy on my face and let the other guy’s cum run out into my mouth. Given the health risks to both of us, this fantasy has to be left in the DON’T DO IT, JUST THINK ABOUT IT (DDI-JTAI) file. Recently we tossed around the idea of pouring contents of a used condom into her pussy the day after it was filled. The AIDS virus only lives about 5 minutes out of the body, so there’s no risk there. My question is what are the other health risks we could be exposed to?
— Day-Old-Spunk Eater
Meet Cara McDermott, a 28-year-old who works on public-health projects in Seattle, Washington. A Savage Love reader for more than a decade, Cara was the winning bidder in an auction that benefited a worthy charity: the anti-hunger agency Northwest Harvest. Cara is a ginger-haired looker with a fiancé from Amish country in Pennsylvania, and her future father-in-law is a big fan of the word “santorum,” which is apparently on everyone’s lips in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Cara tells me she’s GGG, and her fiancé Scott backs her up on that. Friends often come to Cara for advice — which is how I got started in this dirty bidness — and she believes, as I do, that cheating is permissible under certain circumstances and that oral sex comes standard.
“Dan may disagree with me,” says Cara, “but I have to say that this fantasy should stay in the DDI-JTAI file, DOSE. While you don’t have to worry about the AIDS virus, you should think a lot about hepatitis. You don’t have a guarantee that there is no blood mixed with the spunk — rare, but I feel I have to say it — and you don’t have a guarantee that there’s no fecal matter mixed in there (either through dirty hands or anal play). According to the CDC Web site, hep A can live outside the body for months, hep B can live outside the body for seven days and transmit infection, and hep C can last for anywhere from 16 hours to four days outside the body. You can get shots for hep A and hep B, but there’s nada available for hep C. Take the risk and maybe you fry your liver, maybe not.”
You’re right, Cara, but I disagree with you. DOSE’s extremely small risk of catching hep has to be weighed against the large benefit of fulfilling this monumentally disgusting fantasy — a fantasy that is the ultimate expression of the cuckold fetish, e.g., literally having your nose rubbed in the evidence of your mate’s infidelity. And there’s a relatively easy way to minimize your risk of catching anything, DOSE. If your wife cheats with a regular dude, all she needs to do is make continued access to her pussy contingent on a full health screening.
