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Bad Boston

By PHOENIX STAFF  |  January 17, 2007

Meanwhile, the Globe’s Ron Borges is a fine boxing writer. But his football columns are tainted by his consuming, unquenchable hatred for the New England Patriots, especially head coach Bill Belichick, who’s won us three Super Bowls in the past five years. Then there’s WEEI, the powerhouse sports-talk station that’s all but antithetical to nuanced and knowledgeable sports discussion. Whether they’re running clueless blowhard Glen Ordway or crass bigot Gerry Callahan, the station caters to the lowest common denominator, whipping listeners into a racist, sexist, homophobic lather. Stop listening. Stop reading. Write letters and ask for offensive on-air “talent” to be fired. Support the city’s good sportswriters — Edes, Ryan, Silverman — and keep tabs on the bad ones at Boston Sports Media Watch and Dan Shaughnessy Watch. Get your news from Sons of Sam Horn. And if you need sports radio, tune in online to New York’s WFAN. Sure, they mostly talk about Yankees and Mets. But you learn more any time Mike and the Mad Dog spend even a half hour on the Red Sox than you do listening to an entire week of 1440 AM.

We need a drink
Hey, how about revamping our puzzlingly stingy, stifling, and anachronistic LIQUOR-LICENSING PROGRAM. In other cities across the commonwealth, liquor-license availability is tied to population growth, which triggers automatic increases and ensures there’s enough to go around. But not here. No, here, we have a paltry fixed number — one that rarely increases, and only after much deliberation.

In 2005, Boston was out of licenses. Nine-hundred-seventy restaurants had them, and at that number it would stay. If a newly opened eatery wanted one, its only hope was to wait until another establishment closed and then buy its license for astronomical prices — as much as $70,000 (beer and wine) or $300,000 (all-alcohol). All this, of course, has a way of squeezing out small neighborhood bars offering cheaper prices.

In the waning days of 2006, after a year-and-a-half battle with Beacon Hill, the Boston Licensing Board was finally allowed to issue 55 new, non-transferable licenses. They cost $200 for the application fee, plus an annual charge of $1500 to $2000.

This is a good thing. (Well, perhaps not for the restaurateurs who were forced to plunk down three grand for a license.) But it’s just a start. As the city grows and the economy chugs along, those 55 new licenses will be all bought up.

It’s time to loosen the grip dating back to 1906, when blue laws were written by bluebloods fearful of the Irish. That’s just lame.

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Art for our sake
Boston touts itself as a cultural hub, and it’s got a right to. But it’s a high-art hub, with fabulous museums and theater, and a great symphony. This city would do well to BRING MORE ART TO STREET-LEVEL. More murals. More sidewalk sculpture (and no, that eyesore at the Porter Square T stop doesn’t count, nor do all those cows). What permanent visual-art installations do is set a tone in a city; they announce that this is a place that values the arts, that buzzes with creative energy. Boston should look to Cambridge (the Middle East mural comes to mind, among others) and the Cambridge Arts Council’s commitment to spending one percent of capital expenditures on the incorporation of public art.

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Comments
Bad Boston
Re: Your suggestion that we live somewhere else to expand our world view. I would suggest that this is completely unnecessary. I have traveled, but nowhere compares to Boston. I am quite happy here and have no need to be miserable somewhere else to reinforce how perfect Boston is. Re: Fire Hydrants. Very interesting. Perhaps the City should spend some of the parking ticket revenue on that mapping/removal project.
By bostonmaggie on 01/18/2007 at 9:49:19
Bad Boston
Thanks! Reading this article makes me feel a bit better! Having lived here 14 months I have made many of the same observations. Boston only makes sense to those that are from here. The rest of us are looking at you going, "what is their problem?". Never experienced that anywhere else in the world I have lived. The people are not very accommodating to those of us not from here. And the lack of street signs is maddening!!
By KenC on 01/18/2007 at 10:14:43
Bad Boston
Fantastic point about the T. We've heard the MBTA cry poverty and logistics many times in the past w/out offering alternative solutions. The "drunk bus" as we called it when it was running was horribly publicized to its most likely users and frankly an inferior substitute to the routine choices of transport (i.e., the trains) that customers were used to running. Maybe the city makes more money off of DUI fines than from train/bus fares...
By Milhouse on 01/18/2007 at 11:03:47
Bad Boston
I'm thrilled to see that I'm not the only one! I've lived in a number of cities and, while Boston tends to be visually more appealing, its people make it one of the ugliest places I've ever found myself living. I've finally landed an opportunity to re-locate again, and it can't come too soon. To me, it just boils down to the basic rules of a civil society that my parents taught me. These rules/values seem to be unheard of here. I'm convinced that native Bostonians were raised by cold, robotic aliens. Good parents don't raise their kids to be Bostonians! This would be an awesome city if they took the natives out and replaced them with New Yorkers or even Parisians! It would be an enormous improvement! I'm so happy to be leaving....
By MBH on 01/18/2007 at 3:24:19
Bad Boston
Great article! Lousy comments though. I’m a Bostonian- thou not a townie- and I’d be the first person to admit that we have our own way of doing things; maybe it all still goes back to the Puritan rule. And one of those things we do is complain: about the weather, politics, sports, outsiders, politics, students, traffic, politics, etc. But we love all those things, too. They make us what we are. So if you’ve just moved here, feel free to complain, but don’t expect things to change. Not quickly, at least.
By hansenrp on 01/19/2007 at 6:06:10
Bad Boston
What a perfectly grumpy and conceited article. Relax max!
By anti on 01/22/2007 at 10:43:28
Bad Boston
Loved this article. In the vein of sending up unrealistic wishes...my biggest dream is for there to be some way that my arriving on the platform at Sullivan square only to see the train pull out would guarantee me a spot on the next train. Not so. I stand there for 10 minutes before all the jokers around me assemble beside me ready to jockey for my rightful place. Missing the train and standing there waiting forever should mean that I get to get on the next train first. Instead I am stressed out for ten minutes, trying to elbow people out. I have even had to miss the next train too, because I had the misfortune of waiting at the wrong spot and ended up being the last to try to cram through the doors. San Francisco's train platforms have little marks where the doors of the train will open. People line up there. It's amazingly stress-free. I swear it would add years onto a Boston commuter's life!
By charp on 01/25/2007 at 12:30:01
Bad Boston
I am afunloving and looking for a friend........
By funloving on 01/29/2007 at 2:24:52

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