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Bad Boston

By PHOENIX STAFF  |  January 17, 2007

As for how to make this happen in Boston? “There’s got to be a process,” says Mary Kelley, executive director of the Mass Cultural Council. “It means pulling a lot of different people together and making a commitment. And I think there are a probably a lot of people who want to do that. And it’s just a matter of someone pulling it all together.” Artists? Organizers? Are you listening? It’s time to step up.

T times
The T doesn’t need to run all night — we’re not New York, after all — but goddamn, would it kill the MBTA to run until 2:30 in the morning — after last call — on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights? LATE-NIGHT T SERVICE ON WEEKEND EVENINGS would reduce drunk driving, allow people to get home for $2 instead of $25 for a taxi ride across town, and, perhaps most important, do a little bit to undo the reputation we have as being a city that goes to bed at 9:30 pm.

Not going to happen, according to MBTA press secretary Joe Pesatauro. Late-night subway service would never be an option, he says. Unlike New York, Boston doesn’t have double tracks, and the only time maintenance can be done is from 1 to 5 am. “With a 109-year-old system,” Pesatauro says, “you have to be out there every night.”

Pesatauro calls the Night Owl late-night bus system, which ran from 2001 to 2005, “a tremendous failure.” It didn’t attract customers and was too expensive to maintain. “We just had to raise fares to continue at existing levels,” he points out.

That may be true, but with the high price of cabs in this city, you’d be surprised by how much above the usual T fare we’d pay to get around after 12-friggin-30 am on a weekend night.

Fire those hydrants
You’ve done it a thousand times. You’ve been circling around forever, looking for a parking space, when suddenly — aha! — you see one. But on closer inspection you realize there’s a smug little fire hydrant sitting there. Grrr!

Boston’s FIRE HYDRANTS were among the very first in the country, and it shows. Hydrants seem needlessly close together on certain blocks; on others, they are spaced poorly: just a few feet closer to the loading zone or the curb, and one or two more spots would open up.

Making things even more annoying, it’s likely that many hydrants are no longer in use. It costs a few thousand bucks to remove a hydrant, so cities tend to leave them in place long after they’ve been disconnected for whatever reason. About 10 years ago, New York City conceded that point, and removed roughly 3500 dead hydrants, 2400 in Manhattan alone. Surely an audit of the Boston Fire Department’s inventory of functioning hydrants would reveal dozens, if not hundreds, of the things.

Now, nobody is against fire hydrants. Somebody would have nailed that spot before you anyway. But in a city where on-street parking is so very rare (1625 on-street spots in the North End, for instance, and 378 in the Financial District), good mapping of hydrant placement — especially during street resurfacing — and removal of non-functioning ones seems like a no-brainer.

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Comments
Bad Boston
Re: Your suggestion that we live somewhere else to expand our world view. I would suggest that this is completely unnecessary. I have traveled, but nowhere compares to Boston. I am quite happy here and have no need to be miserable somewhere else to reinforce how perfect Boston is. Re: Fire Hydrants. Very interesting. Perhaps the City should spend some of the parking ticket revenue on that mapping/removal project.
By bostonmaggie on 01/18/2007 at 9:49:19
Bad Boston
Thanks! Reading this article makes me feel a bit better! Having lived here 14 months I have made many of the same observations. Boston only makes sense to those that are from here. The rest of us are looking at you going, "what is their problem?". Never experienced that anywhere else in the world I have lived. The people are not very accommodating to those of us not from here. And the lack of street signs is maddening!!
By KenC on 01/18/2007 at 10:14:43
Bad Boston
Fantastic point about the T. We've heard the MBTA cry poverty and logistics many times in the past w/out offering alternative solutions. The "drunk bus" as we called it when it was running was horribly publicized to its most likely users and frankly an inferior substitute to the routine choices of transport (i.e., the trains) that customers were used to running. Maybe the city makes more money off of DUI fines than from train/bus fares...
By Milhouse on 01/18/2007 at 11:03:47
Bad Boston
I'm thrilled to see that I'm not the only one! I've lived in a number of cities and, while Boston tends to be visually more appealing, its people make it one of the ugliest places I've ever found myself living. I've finally landed an opportunity to re-locate again, and it can't come too soon. To me, it just boils down to the basic rules of a civil society that my parents taught me. These rules/values seem to be unheard of here. I'm convinced that native Bostonians were raised by cold, robotic aliens. Good parents don't raise their kids to be Bostonians! This would be an awesome city if they took the natives out and replaced them with New Yorkers or even Parisians! It would be an enormous improvement! I'm so happy to be leaving....
By MBH on 01/18/2007 at 3:24:19
Bad Boston
Great article! Lousy comments though. I’m a Bostonian- thou not a townie- and I’d be the first person to admit that we have our own way of doing things; maybe it all still goes back to the Puritan rule. And one of those things we do is complain: about the weather, politics, sports, outsiders, politics, students, traffic, politics, etc. But we love all those things, too. They make us what we are. So if you’ve just moved here, feel free to complain, but don’t expect things to change. Not quickly, at least.
By hansenrp on 01/19/2007 at 6:06:10
Bad Boston
What a perfectly grumpy and conceited article. Relax max!
By anti on 01/22/2007 at 10:43:28
Bad Boston
Loved this article. In the vein of sending up unrealistic wishes...my biggest dream is for there to be some way that my arriving on the platform at Sullivan square only to see the train pull out would guarantee me a spot on the next train. Not so. I stand there for 10 minutes before all the jokers around me assemble beside me ready to jockey for my rightful place. Missing the train and standing there waiting forever should mean that I get to get on the next train first. Instead I am stressed out for ten minutes, trying to elbow people out. I have even had to miss the next train too, because I had the misfortune of waiting at the wrong spot and ended up being the last to try to cram through the doors. San Francisco's train platforms have little marks where the doors of the train will open. People line up there. It's amazingly stress-free. I swear it would add years onto a Boston commuter's life!
By charp on 01/25/2007 at 12:30:01
Bad Boston
I am afunloving and looking for a friend........
By funloving on 01/29/2007 at 2:24:52

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