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Bad Boston

By PHOENIX STAFF  |  January 17, 2007

Signs of hope for the lost
You’ve lived in Greater Boston for a long time, maybe your whole life, and so it’s all the more galling to find yourself driving around, helplessly lost. You know everything would be fine if you could just get your bearings, but you can’t. Why? Because there are NO STREET SIGNS. Sure, some of the minor cross streets have them, and, in recent years, excessive PR fanfare greets one’s modest entry into neighborhoods hyped by the city, such as Longwood and Davis Square. But you can drive for what seems like hours on the main drags, with steam coming out of your ears, and see not street sign one. The inhospitable message is loud and clear: if you don’t know where you are, you don’t belong here. Go home. Surely, our departments of public works could do something about this?

(No) room at the top
Once upon a time there were three great places to enjoy AERIAL VIEWS OF BOSTON: the top of the old Custom House Tower in the Financial District, the top of the John Hancock, and the top of the Prudential. Now there is one. The Hancock Tower was closed in the wake of September 11 and never reopened. In February, adman Jack Connor will be moving in to the suites of the famed 60th floor to pursue his philanthropic ventures. The Custom House Tower was bought by the Marriott in 1995 and kept open on a limited basis (the hotel chain gives general-public tours Monday through Thursday at 10 am and 4 pm, as well as Fridays and Saturdays at 4 pm). If you are a big shot, or know a big shot, or do business with a big shot, you can catch a fleeting glimpse of panoramic Boston. But if you’re not, your chance of getting a good look at this city has been reduced by 66 percent. Public amenities don’t disappear wholesale over night. They tend to whimper out. Boston is in two small yet significant ways a lesser place.

The doors
Think about it: the “official” address is 465 Huntington Avenue. For years it was closed to the public, during which time we were all trained to enter the “side door” of the I.M. Pei-designed West Wing. Until someone pointed out that closing the door to the South End maybe sent the wrong message to that community. It doesn’t matter — now reopened, THE MFA’S HUNTINGTON AVENUE ENTRANCE IS COMPLETELY DISORIENTING. (Go ahead, try to find the Gund Gallery from over there.) Let’s hope the new $500 million renovation makes sense of the place.

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Cheeky monkeys
Ever ride the subway in New York City? Flat benches. When it gets crowded, people just slide on over. But several of the MBTA lines’ SUBWAY-CAR SEATS ASSUME A UNIFORM ASS SIZE, one that fits their bucket seats. Because it’s Boston (boundaries, dude!), we think of them as “ass buckets” — and not in a good way. As the T upgrades in the years to come, maybe they could try ordering the “uncomfortable” flat-bench models again. Wouldn’t it be cheaper, in any case?

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Comments
Bad Boston
Re: Your suggestion that we live somewhere else to expand our world view. I would suggest that this is completely unnecessary. I have traveled, but nowhere compares to Boston. I am quite happy here and have no need to be miserable somewhere else to reinforce how perfect Boston is. Re: Fire Hydrants. Very interesting. Perhaps the City should spend some of the parking ticket revenue on that mapping/removal project.
By bostonmaggie on 01/18/2007 at 9:49:19
Bad Boston
Thanks! Reading this article makes me feel a bit better! Having lived here 14 months I have made many of the same observations. Boston only makes sense to those that are from here. The rest of us are looking at you going, "what is their problem?". Never experienced that anywhere else in the world I have lived. The people are not very accommodating to those of us not from here. And the lack of street signs is maddening!!
By KenC on 01/18/2007 at 10:14:43
Bad Boston
Fantastic point about the T. We've heard the MBTA cry poverty and logistics many times in the past w/out offering alternative solutions. The "drunk bus" as we called it when it was running was horribly publicized to its most likely users and frankly an inferior substitute to the routine choices of transport (i.e., the trains) that customers were used to running. Maybe the city makes more money off of DUI fines than from train/bus fares...
By Milhouse on 01/18/2007 at 11:03:47
Bad Boston
I'm thrilled to see that I'm not the only one! I've lived in a number of cities and, while Boston tends to be visually more appealing, its people make it one of the ugliest places I've ever found myself living. I've finally landed an opportunity to re-locate again, and it can't come too soon. To me, it just boils down to the basic rules of a civil society that my parents taught me. These rules/values seem to be unheard of here. I'm convinced that native Bostonians were raised by cold, robotic aliens. Good parents don't raise their kids to be Bostonians! This would be an awesome city if they took the natives out and replaced them with New Yorkers or even Parisians! It would be an enormous improvement! I'm so happy to be leaving....
By MBH on 01/18/2007 at 3:24:19
Bad Boston
Great article! Lousy comments though. I’m a Bostonian- thou not a townie- and I’d be the first person to admit that we have our own way of doing things; maybe it all still goes back to the Puritan rule. And one of those things we do is complain: about the weather, politics, sports, outsiders, politics, students, traffic, politics, etc. But we love all those things, too. They make us what we are. So if you’ve just moved here, feel free to complain, but don’t expect things to change. Not quickly, at least.
By hansenrp on 01/19/2007 at 6:06:10
Bad Boston
What a perfectly grumpy and conceited article. Relax max!
By anti on 01/22/2007 at 10:43:28
Bad Boston
Loved this article. In the vein of sending up unrealistic wishes...my biggest dream is for there to be some way that my arriving on the platform at Sullivan square only to see the train pull out would guarantee me a spot on the next train. Not so. I stand there for 10 minutes before all the jokers around me assemble beside me ready to jockey for my rightful place. Missing the train and standing there waiting forever should mean that I get to get on the next train first. Instead I am stressed out for ten minutes, trying to elbow people out. I have even had to miss the next train too, because I had the misfortune of waiting at the wrong spot and ended up being the last to try to cram through the doors. San Francisco's train platforms have little marks where the doors of the train will open. People line up there. It's amazingly stress-free. I swear it would add years onto a Boston commuter's life!
By charp on 01/25/2007 at 12:30:01
Bad Boston
I am afunloving and looking for a friend........
By funloving on 01/29/2007 at 2:24:52

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