For Rando, this massive life change, all the toil and sweat he’s put into opening several franchises, was well worth it. The measures were extreme, but the end justified the means. It was a “way to get my coffee.”
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- Fallen eagle
BC isn’t traditionally a high-arrest environment, though it has had its share of head cases, with former star running back William Green perhaps its most noteworthy.
- Easy policework
I’ve always wondered exactly how these gigantic defensive linemen think they’re going to beat the whole “physical description” aspect of post-felony police work.
- Hands of stone
Graham and Sauerbrun join a surprisingly long list of former Patriots who have been arrested in recent times.
- Skell of the year
Much less funny than usual, was 2007.
- Not-so-instant karma
No matter what happens over their next two games, the Patriots will not have gone undefeated in 2007.
- Do mess with Texas
The Houston Texans are like the soy cheese of the sporting world.
- Playing with your food
In 1977, two food-loving childhood friends named Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield signed up for a $5 Penn State correspondence course in ice-cream making, just for the hell of it.
- Off the field
The New England Patriots may be the most tight-lipped organization in all of sports.
- Pats' parity
And, just like that, it’s fall. The days shorten. Crockpots come out of retirement. And the Patriots play the Jets on Sunday.
- Squish the fish
Hey New England, can I get a “Sucks to be you, you got a DWI, you LOSER!”
- Groundhog Day
It’s actually getting boring.
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