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Table manners

By MARK JURKOWITZ  |  April 29, 2007

In other words, you find yourself treating the guy next to you like a long-lost high-school chum — despite his BRANSON IS HEAVEN T-shirt and phlegm-filled cough. You're surprisingly happy after a few hours at a table like that.

Emerson said "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds." Blackjack offers the marvelously vexing choice of that foolish consistency or even worse, haphazard hunch playing. Type A is the guy who always sticks on 16, always doubles down on 11, and always hits a 12 against a two. Type B can play every hand by a new set of rules depending on general karma and, of course, how the cards are running.

The most perversely addictive thing about blackjack is that it inevitably ends up creating Type A-minuses or B-pluses. So you always hit 16s against a picture card until you get so fed up with busting that you don't. Or you never hit 16s against a picture card until you get so sick of the dealer taking all those fours that you do.

House odds are that by the time you're playing that way, your bankroll is lighter, your spirits are darker, and your head is beginning to ache. Your judgment is wobbly, your confidence shaky, and your self-discipline a distant memory.

Then you catch that ace-king and the game is new again.

Mark Jurkowitz, a former Phoenix media columnist, is associate director of the Project for Excellence in Journalism in Washington, DC.

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Table manners
I hate to say it, but you haven't quite mastered the game to the extent you think, and it is why you get a lot of grumbling from the table mates when you play third base. You base your play on the simple few assumptions you listed, but you actually must learn "The Basic Strategy". It is a list of when to stand, hit, split, double down based on the dealer's up card. Assuming the dealer's hole card is a 10 is not enough to create a solid playing strategy. "The Basic Strategy" must be played faithfully, as it is the only way to play that statistically puts you almost on par with the house (better odds than any other casino game). You sound as if you play based on limited observations of past plays, which is not statistically significant. One other comment--best place to play is where you can "surrender" on 16's (give up half your bet and not play the hand).
By Chadnphx on 01/06/2008 at 2:16:08

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