Unless she was blind drunk when it happened, your mother remembers. Getting fucked by your 15-year-old son isn’t something a woman ever forgets. If your mom is a manipulative, dysfunctional sack of shit, she may deny that it happened. But if she’s a reasonable human being (albeit one who once made a terrible, criminal error), she may be relieved to finally have a chance to talk about this with you. It’s entirely possible that she longs to apologize, but has never broached the subject for fear of embarrassing you. Tell your mom you don’t think it did you any significant damage (which is true — that’s what you think), but that you wanted to finally acknowledge that this thing happened, that it was supremely fucked up, and that she, as the adult and the parent, owes you an apology.
After a fun-filled night, my wife and a group of friends decided to call it a night. We were intoxicated and crashed at a friend’s house. I took a couch, my wife took a futon on the other side of the room, and a friend, let’s call him Wilbur, took another couch. A couple hours after everyone passed out, my wife woke up to the sounds of Wilbur undressing in front of the couch I was sleeping on. He then started masturbating over my feet while working his asshole. Horrified, my wife did not know what to do. He finished in his sock (not on me), and went back to his couch. I was told of the incident the next day. We don’t know if this was a drunk thing or a deliberate act because no one wants to confront him about it. I really hope it wasn’t a deliberate thing. Thoughts?
— Jerked Off Near
You’re afraid of confronting your friend because it would make him uncomfortable. But he did something deeply creepy/relatively harmless that made you uncomfortable. So why not lob the discomfort back into his court? He may blame the booze, or insist that he doesn’t remember, or tell you that he sleepwanks, but he needs to know that he was spotted that night.
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