Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
I think we've all found ourselves attracted to the wrong person at some point, but I'd rather not get into it just now. Why do you ask? Do you have something in your eye? Why do you keep winking?
Are you lonesome tonight?
Not particularly. I'm probably going to have some dinner with my girlfriend. Remember? I mentioned her earlier. In fact, it's getting pretty late, so maybe we should wrap this thing up.
Are you gonna go my way?
Which way is that, exactly? Why are you smiling at me like that?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
I'm not sure I like where this line of enquiry is heading. Maybe we should stick to puzzles like who let the dogs out and whatnot. But to answer your question, I guess you're a decent-looking dude, but I'm not really the best person to judge that, if you catch my drift.
Why don't we do it in the road?
Well, social taboos prevent us from — wait a minute, pal, I'm starting to see what's going on here. I'm flattered, but maybe we should just call it a night.
Should I stay or should I go?
I think it would be better if you left, actually. No offense, but this whole thing is getting a little weird.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
I don't know, man. Maybe try one of the bars downtown, if that's your thing.
