1 Howlin' Wolf, "Wang Dan Doodle"
2 Cheap Trick, "The Flame"
3 AC/DC, "Whole Lotta Rosie"
4 Ted Nugent, "Wango Tango"
5 Percy Sledge, "When a Man Loves a Woman"
6 Otis Redding, "I've Been Lovin' You Too Long"
7 Foreigner, "Feels like the First Time"
8 Ted Nugent, "My Love Is like a Tire Iron"
9 The Rolling Stones, "Brown Sugar"
10 Ted Nugent, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"
A perfect set to throw on the stereo if you want to prove to your lover that your affection is so consuming that you've totally lost your marbles. Notice that the word "wang" appears three times — exactly the same number of times that Ted himself appears. Coincidence? Or is he a dick? (Take note of awesome smooth-jazz-quality punch line).
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