Red Alert! Code Webster!

By SHAY STEWART-BOULEY  |  December 5, 2012

Webster could continue to be a problem. However, we have leaked selected passages from our manual to him in the hopes he will learn something from the smoke-bomb section, bus transportation tips, and false ID creation checklist — and vanish quietly from the Pine Tree State. If not, there's always the option of putting him in blackface and dropping him in the middle of a KKK rally.

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