Dude, where's my car?

By PHILLIPE AND JORGE  |  March 12, 2014

What’s now making it worse are rumors floated by columnists such as the New York Times’ Maureen Dowd that the GOP challenger could be former Florida governor Jeb Bush. And you can bet that the frenzy will build for Dubya’s smarter brother now that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has pulled a Hindenburg, crashing and burning not far from the site of that fiery disaster in Lakehurst.

P&J make a plea to all media to just stop it with the Hillary speculation. She will be running, so get used to it, and cut the amateur psychoanalysis until at least the end of 2015, when we will also be sick to death of her cheating husband. We’re begging you.

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