Because There Was an Election
Top 5 Unsexiest Additions
Kelsey Grammer
Frasier McCain
Clearly, every Hollywood talent who compromised his artistic integrity to be involved with An American Carol deserves to make this list. But the pride that Frasier took in playing General Patton in this cinematic abomination is irreconcilably unforgivable.
Ron Prentice
No homo?
We’re not sure what sort of awkward experience propelled ProtectMarriage.com Chairman Ron Prentice to front the Yes-on-Proposition 8 campaign in California, but we would pay several million dollars for the video.
Joe the Plumber
Dumb the Dumber
First of all, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher’s name isn’t really “Joe.” Second of all, he’s not a licensed plumber. The list goes on — owing back taxes, publicly misrepresenting his personal income — but forget all that. Just picture this guy’s crack peering out from under your sink.
Reese Hopkins
WRKOh Shit
The former WRKO host didn’t just make this list because he’s a black conservative who’s currently standing trial for raping a 12-year-old. He made it because of the bad name he’s making for upstanding black conservatives like Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas.
John Edwards
MillF Hunter
John Edwards was right in that there are two Americas: The one for ordinary people who can get away with sneaking broads around motels while his wife’s riddled with cancer, and the one for famous people who can’t because the National Enquirer is tailing them. We thought pretty boy was smart enough to know that he belongs to the latter.
