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By MADDY MYERS  |  August 4, 2011


4. Jorge-052 from Halo: Reach

Halo fans are so notoriously insecure in their sexuality that they have trouble even talking about whether characters are attractive, but if they were to look in their hearts, they would know it to be true: Halo: Reach contains two very bangable bad-ass dudes. There’s the fairly vanilla Carter, whose icy blue eyes and black buzz cut make for predictably sexy soldier fare, but it’s Jorge’s unconventional charm that makes him extra special. The Freddy Mercury mustache and cockney accent may seem corny at first blush, but Jorge turns out to have a personality beyond the gimmicks, as demonstrated by his gentleness in questioning a distressed refugee early on in the game. There’s something sexy about a big tough guy who’s not afraid of his feelings. And speaking of feelings, Jorge’s final farewell has got to be the most touching of all the Spartan deaths in the game.

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