But even that wasn’t as weird as the reported tale of Waltham High School teacher/assistant basketball coach Robert Dacey. If you haven’t heard, police say that Dacey brought middle school boys back to his home, convinced them to blindfold themselves and lie on a table while they waited for a “masseuse” friend of his to come in, and then allegedly committed sex acts with the boys while wearing a wig and fake fingernails so the boys would think their sex partner was female. Bet on this Boston-area Crying Game scandal turning into a Canadian-produced Lifetime movie in the near future, the only plot change being that Dacey’s character will be apprehended by a crusading mom whom no one believed, played by Facts of Life actress Lisa Whelchel.
When he’s not googling “NBA” and “firearms,” Matt Taibbi is writing for Rolling Stone. He can be reached atM_Taibbi@yahoo.com
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