Novak is a colorful personality, and so, most of the time, are her clients. And she does find success for them every once in a while. One has to be happy for hefty Charlie when, after being hung up on by a series of women who want nothing to do with a 300-pound beau, Novak hooks him up with a zaftig ladyfriend. After a pleasant portion-controlled meal, the pair head out into the chilly Niagra night. And there you have it, Novak intones in that curious western New York accent that’s more Second City than Empire State: “Another happy couple, here in Buffalo, New York.”
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