Anyway, 60 points for poor DiLoreto, minus 30 for being a juvenile.
Too loud, huh?
Quickly: a Coastal Carolina University football player named Jeremy Demetrius Harden has been arrested. For what? How about for dangling, over a balcony, a female student who asked him to turn down his music? This classic case of insane jock bullying left Harden saddled with a simple assault charge; there have been a number of CCU players busted this summer, perhaps a subject of a future column. In the meantime, give this goon 74 points and a spot on our top-10 list.
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