What do you do when you're not on stage?
Usually, when I get out, I start boozin'. I have a suite now at the Bunny Ranch, so if I'm not onstage singing, I'm drinking and getting laid with young pussy. Hey, what's the best part of fucking twenty six year olds?
What's that?
There's 20 of them.
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