I asked a friend of mine who's a fan of the show what he wanted me to ask you. He told me to ask you who in the cast would be most likely to get involved in Black Magic. I don't know why he wanted to know, but I'm asking. Oh, easily Aubrey Plaza. She's a practicing black magician. She often invokes the powers of her dark father on set, and its kind of creepy because the lights often dim and a cold breeze will blow through the stage. Sometimes there have been bats sighted when she casts her incantations.
That same friend told me to challenge you to a staring contest. Obviously we can't make that happen over the phone, but do you feel confident that you could have beat me? Yeah, I mean I've kind of had to quit doing them because I've gotten so bored with making people cry and crumble to the ground. I think I would spare you the indignity of that crushing defeat. [Giggles].
, Parks and Recreation, Nick Offerman, Ron Swanson