Dance Monkey: Colin Quinn

A visiting comic in the hot seat
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  July 30, 2007

Colin Quinn

Rehab doesn’t seem to be working for any of the young starlets. What would you suggest as an alternative?
Those girls deserve a spanking. While wearing a Catholic-school uniform.

True or false: Alberto Gonzales is a big, fat liar?
I invoke executive privilege on that question. I don’t have to answer it. I invoke the Harriet Miers defense on that one.

If you had to choose between an infinitely regenerative pizza and a cat that had magical powers, which one would it be?
That’s a great plot for a movie. Obviously, I would take the cat with the powers because then I would have the cat use its magical powers to make me a regenerative pizza.

You’re from Brooklyn, right? Say something bad about the Yankees.
They’re the most underpaid team in baseball. It’s terrible.

COLIN QUINN | Comedy Connection, Boston | August 4, 8 + 10:15 pm | 617.248.9700

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