Dance, Monkey: Lavell Crawford

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  February 19, 2008
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Lavell Crawford
What kind of action-hero costumes should super delegates wear?
That Wonder Woman outfit, with the rope, the lasso of truth. Get some honesty in our politics.

Who would win in a bar fight: the Bush twins, the Olsen twins, or the Minnesota Twins?
With all the steroids in baseball, I’m gonna have to give it to the Minnesota Twins. With the Olsens, it’s more Botox than steroids.

What do you think about clowns?
I think we need them to run for president. Make a balloon animal out of the United States.

What about the clown who lives under my bed and tries to kill me when the lights are off and everyone else in the apartment is asleep?
He just needs a friend to talk to. He has issues. Let him crawl into bed with you. But make him take those big shoes off first.

Lavell Crawford | Comedy Connection, Boston | February 24 | 617.248.9700
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