Dance, Monkey: March 14, 2008

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat
By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN  |  March 12, 2008
Richard Lewis

Richard Lewis | Comedy Connection, Saugus | March 13 | Comedy Connection, Boston | March 14-15 | 617.248.9700
A historian recently discovered a rare childhood photo of Helen Keller sitting with her teacher, Annie. What do you think the photo’s caption should be?
“I admire your hard work but I think you should shower more often.”

The first week in March was officially designated as South Pasadena’s annual “no cussing week.” Thoughts? 
I could give a fuck.

What’s your favorite thing to throw at hecklers?
My adolescence.

The New York Times recently ran a piece titled “how do you prove you’re a Jew?” How would you try to prove to me, on the phone, right now, that you are a Jew?
The numerous pictures of me backstage at various theaters over the last 30 years, with famous gentile celebs whispering behind my back.

Young Hollywood can’t stop popping out babies. Who do you predict will be the next young celebrity to get knocked up out of wedlock?
I’ll let you know tonight when I get home.

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