“Fuck the Boston Phoenix,” says Cash, who edits the incendiary Encyclopedia Dramatica. “It’s a fucking hipster rag that sucks the dick of Shepard Fairey. That dude’s a fucking hack.”
“The more that people like you know about us, the less we want you to know,” adds Matt. “On the other hand, this article that you’re going to write — which I’m pretty sure will completely mischaracterize everything that went on here this weekend — will definitely give us something to make fun of next week.”
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