 E is for Eurotrash |
EUROTRASH Pretty sure they have these folks everywhere else, too, but this place is crawling with the fuckers. Our advice: avoid standing downwind of their BO-and-cologne-cocktail clouds. Look, someone needs to pay $60,000 a year to go to Boston University and purchase bottle service at the shitty downtown clubs, so thanks for coming, I guess. Wait, is European a race? Because in Boston we're only allowed to talk about race in the privacy of our own parlors and dive bars and sports-radio stations, so I don't want to offend anyone.
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ESPLANADE A gorgeous stretch of parks along the Charles River great for jogging, biking, or cruising for blow jobs in the bushes.
EMERSON COLLEGE Where creative kids who didn't get into NYU go to major in coke and girl jeans.
EMMANUEL COLLEGE Some sort of institute of higher learning, I'm guessing? Hard to say for sure.
E LINE How Northeastern kids would get around the city if they ever wanted to leave. (They don't.) And how poor people would get to the MFA if people who took the T ever actually went to the MFA. (They don't.)
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