Ask A New England Porn Star

By SCOTT FAYNER  |  February 10, 2011

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KIRSTEN PRICE

This young lady of Rehoboth — by way of Providence — has demonstrated the traditional Yankee work ethic since her debut with Wicked Pictures in 2004. As a girl, Price spent summers on Cape Cod, and at Horseneck Beach in Westport and First Beach in Newport, RI, refining her complexion by day and engaging in vigorous exercises with certain young gentlemen at night. We hear she was often to be found providing oral encouragement to her boyfriend during his shift as a disc jockey at one of Boston's better dance-clubs. Having embarked on her career in motion pictures, she was a perfect person to answer our romantic queries.

HOW MUCH HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT SHOULD A COUPLE ENJOY ON ST. VALENTINE'S DAY? 
As much as you can before someone taps out.

WOULD YOU ENTERTAIN A SUIT FROM CUPID HIMSELF? 
Nah, I'm not into tiny overweight man-babies.

IF I WISHED TO CALL UPON YOU, WHAT SORT OF ST VALENTINE'S GIFT SHOULD I OFFER? 
Well, I'm pretty easy, so if we're dating you could honestly get me anything or nothing, and I'd still let you hit it.

SOME MEN ENJOY HAVING WOMEN CONSUME THEIR ISSUE. IS THAT A PROPER ENDEAVOR FOR A YOUNG LADY? 
I don't think anyone should do anything that they don't want to, but if her man is really into it and she doesn't mind making the exception for a special occasion, then I say go for it.

HOW SHOULD A YOUNG MAN CREATE A MEMORABLE EVENING FOR HIS YOUNG LADY? 
Toys are always good. Maybe break out a little vibrator with some nice porn for her to watch. But nothing too crazy, though, unless that's what she's into.

HAS EVER AN EVENING WITH A GENTLEMAN GONE AWRY? 
I accidentally called the guy I was dating by my ex-husband's name. That really put a damper on the evening.

SHOULD A MAN PROCURE A MORE SPECTACULAR GIFT IF HE KNOWS THAT HIS SWEETHEART WILL INDULGE HIM IN UNNATURAL CONGRESS? 
If he has a giant penis, I'm gonna have to say yes.

COULD CUPID'S ARROW EVER PIERCE YOUR DOWNY BOSOM? 
I don't generally like to bring weaponry in the bedroom, and prefer to keep sharp, deadly objects away from my beautiful lady parts. So I would say no.

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