Ask A New England Porn Star

By SCOTT FAYNER  |  February 10, 2011

Kaylan Lei

KAYLANI LEI

Could womanhood take a fairer shape than that of Wicked Pictures contract star Kaylani Lei? Lei, originally from Singapore, grew up on Maine's rocky coast and in the cradle of sleepy Sagamore. She still cherishes our fine state for the grand times she's had, partying with other young persons of good family in Hyannis and on the Vineyard.

WHAT CONSTITUTES YOUR ROMANTIC IDEAL OF VALENTINE'S DAY? 
Spending it with a close friend or boyfriend. As long as there's good food around and we end up fucking, then it's all good.

WHAT PORTION OF THE DAY SHOULD ONE SPEND IN HORIZONTAL RECREATION? 
The entire day.

WOULD YOU CONSIDER A MÉNAGE À TROIS WITH THE GOD OF LOVE HIMSELF? 
Normally, I'm cussing Cupid out about his crappy aim, but I guess if the Valentine's Day was going well that meant Cupid finally did a good job. So yeah, I'd let him at least watch.

SHOULD A GENTLEMAN WANT TO SECURE YOUR ATTENTIONS, WHAT TOKEN SHOULD HE GIVE OF HIS LOVE? 
A puppy! Just kidding, I have enough of those. I'm honestly very low maintenance and easily pleased, so most likely if I'm hanging with you on V-Day, we've already banged or are just about to.

SHOULD YOU BE DISPLEASED WITH A ST. VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT, WOULD YOU STILL INDULGE YOUR BEAU'S CARNAL URGES? 
Yes, but just to be able to say I got laid, dammit!

HOW SHOULD A YOUNG LADY CREATE A MEMORABLE EVENING FOR HER YOUNG MAN? 
Both partners should always be trying to find new and creative ways to spice up their sex lives, but to me Valentine's Day means only one thing: anal, and lots of it!

AND IF YOU HAVE PROMISED SUCH ATTENTIONS, WOULD YOU EXPECT A MORE SUBSTANTIAL GIFT? 
Without a doubt, yes!

WOULD CUPID'S BOW AND ARROW BE AMUSING AS OBJÉTS D'AMORE? 
Ouchy, that seems like it would hurt, but I'm sure we could get creative with it!

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