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Make It So: 7 of the geekiest sex toys ever made (NSFW)

By S.I. ROSENBAUM | February 10, 2011

SUCCU DRY | $49.95 | FLESHLIGHT.COM

The folks at Fleshlight, purveyors of fine wank sleeves, offer the vampire-blowjob experience in the "Succu Dry." They also lost no time cashing in on Avatar lust with a blue, double-clitted "Alien" model ($79.95) which comes packaged with Hustler's This Ain't Avatar XXX porno.

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