It's a common misconception that nerds don't have sex. On the contrary. Nerds have more sex, and weirder sex, than you're having. As the filksong goes, we have rich fantasy lives. A taste for science fiction tends to broaden the horizons: to paraphrase Dorothy Allison, after you've read about people having sex with sentient trees, a little bisexual threesome seems halfway mundane.
So it's no surprise that the tribe who build their own Storm Trooper armor would be in the market for, shall we say, fully functional sonic screwdrivers. Once you've seen this bounty, you will never look at your sysop the same way again.
THE AREA 51 LOVE DOLL | $46.95 | PIPEDREAMPRODUCTS.COM
Fox Mulder totally owned one of these. It's also available in a "travel" size ($15.95), which is good, I guess, in case you're ever abducted by the mother ship.
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