By SYMBOLINE DAI  |  December 30, 2008

1 The best aspects of Cancer are actually pretty splendid: sensitive, nature-loving, loyal, gemutlich. A well-evolved Cancer is confident, self-motivated, and very home-oriented. See how Bush distorts all that stuff?

2 Seriously. Even if you don't know a damned thing about astrology, google "natal chart" with Bill and then Barack. If these images were flowers, it would be the difference between a lily and a chrysanthemum.

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