Avoid these fattening and just plain gross Thanksgiving foods

Soda is bad enough really, but turkey and gravy-flavored soda? Unless you are restricted to liquids in your diet and can't eat solid food or you're making money on a dare, there's no reason to drink your turkey and trimmings. Jones Soda Co. has more questionably-delectible flavors like Green Pea, Sweet Potato, and Dinner Roll. Pass the fizzy vomit water please!