9. LADY GAGA, FEAT. BEYONCÉ, “TELEPHONE” | Two of the country’s biggest pop stars write a song called “Telephone” and it only hits number nine on the Ringtones chart? Either America’s losing its taste for the literal or it just hasn’t put two and two together yet.
10. B.O.B. FEAT. BRUNO MARS, “NOTHIN’ ON YOU” | You’ll miss a lot of calls with this ubiquitous number as your ringer. You’d have more luck just setting your phone to silent, since the eerie blast of quiet amid all the atmospheric B.o.B. background noise would definitely get your attention.
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