The Big Hurt: Tila gets shat on

By DAVID THORPE  |  September 1, 2010

LIL B"I roll like a hundred thousandfold/Tenfold, tenfold on my motherfucking dick/Man these hoes on my motherfucking dick/Tenfold like a cop/Tenfold like my cock/Enfold like some rocks." (From "I'm a Fag I'm a Lesbian")

I'm not trying to imply that Jay's a better rapper, just that his rhymes seem more meticulously constructed. Let's call it a draw.

I see one more goddamn person link CEE LO's "Fuck You" on his or her Facebook wall, I swear to God . . . I'll probably have to listen to it again. I know we're all super-cool dudes and we're supposed to get the hipster backlash rolling in a few days, but let's just chill. Sometimes it's okay when everybody likes something.

DAVID THORPE | dthorpe@phx.com

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