Also notable is the video intro to the 2010 cruise, in which a visibly rattled Springfield announces the ride's big attractions: "I may be bringing my car, but don't hold me to that. At the very least, there'll be a DVD of my car, and me driving around my favorite spots in Malibu." That's what his mouth is saying, but it's a little hard to follow because his eyes are clearly saying, Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
[Note to editors: I know this column made a bit of a change in direction, but please don't get confused and book me on the Rick Springfield cruise.]
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